Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i was born a porn star she said
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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