its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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