These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
foreskin is a definite game changer
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
