It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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