would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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