my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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