Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it