Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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