The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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