Whats the glycemic index on semen?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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