You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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