i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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