..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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