Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
