Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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