I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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