Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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