I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hippo gnu deer
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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