you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize