the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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