This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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