we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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