the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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