found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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