Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize