I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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