It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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