Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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