I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
His hands were made for my vagina.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
