Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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