dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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