Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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