i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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