i would punch a child for taco bell
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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