I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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