dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.