she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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