is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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