I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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