Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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