I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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