I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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