you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
