I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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