i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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