If i come over, it means nothing
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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