Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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