laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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