They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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