David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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