Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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