Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize